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Japanese Human Art – Why Is My Girlfriend Mad?

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So when I’m not compiling a list of things I’d like to say to Spanky in [tag]Korean[/tag], I sometimes find myself browsing the internets for interesting and odd web sites and products.

For example, how about this [tag]ebay[/tag] Member profile? COOL LAVA LAMP—p.s. noticed a condom inside. Now wondering, what’s the “LAVA”? uh… A+ still . . . . the kidney doesn’t seem to be working yet. Hmmm… I should really reactivate my ebay account…

If you aren’t all that into spending money and perhaps are looking to learn yourself something, why not set your start page to a random page on [tag]wikipedia[/tag]? I can’t count the hours I’ve whiled away at work just clicking that link, over and over again. “ooh, a Timeline of South African history!”

Have a friend with a snot-filled toddler? Well if you’re a true friend, you’ll immediately order the Nosefrida Nasal Aspirator Child-friendly mucus removal Hell, I might treat myself; what else is there to do on the bus?

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Gotta love Biff and his concern for my mental health…

shnewt 10:52 PM you there?

midbach 10:52 PM hey

shnewt 10:52 PM whats going on with the blog??

midbach 10:52 PM how’s it going?

shnewt 10:52 PM good

shnewt 10:52 PM i assume you are looking at your blog now

midbach 10:52 PM what do you mean?

midbach 10:52 PM yes

shnewt 10:52 PM it’s ah. strange

shnewt 10:52 PM did you write that?

midbach 10:53 PM um, what do you want to hear?

shnewt 10:53 PM oh… i guess you can forget that I asked… [freak]

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My whiteheads are HUGE. You’d wanna pop them. The thing I love about my skin purging is that they happen overnight, there is no festering beneath the skin. It’s not pleasant to look at though.

There was one that went off rather loudly while I was on the train and I’d imagine I must have looked rather sheepishly embarrassed. I am feel like I’m back in the 80’s being filed under the “women’s music” section. It’s not as bad as showing up as a sexy devil to work that first year but my “performance” was definitely out there.

There’s something about long hair that makes me feel girlie. Yesterday at dance class my instructor told me that I have excellent posture and that he was very impressed with how far I’ve come in just 3 weeks (it’s been 4 but who’s counting). He also congratulated me on finally growing an ass, which is great because my disadvantage in this style is that I just don’t have enough junk to really shake around.

I do tarot card readings here and there to see if I can gain insight. I know my center of balance but it’s all really vague, like the outcome will be “the magician” which means it’s up to me to create my reality. I bow to broccoli, and sharks, and the duckbilled platypus.

“I make the kind of foot-tapping, heart stonking, trippy thoughts that melds your brain in to a big mush of unbridled, beardy love. Bruised bones are a small, small price to pay for thoughts as downright sublime as this.”

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This is so freakin’ cool. I remember watching this on PBS back in 1995 and I’ve always remembered it.

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