Best question in the office this week: ‘How long will it take you to find your keys?’ Not surprisingly, it went unanswered but I’ve already said too much…

Funniest thing I have read on the internets so far this week: ‘Son, why do you have horse rape porn on your computer?’

Newest nickname this week: [tag]Skeeter[/tag]

Number of times this week that I’ve considered zipping myself or someone near me: 3

Foos rating this week: Rockin’ the four bar baby! Still chest deep in the suck everywhere else. Let’s call it even…