So I was out doing my morning exercises last week and… what? OK, I was having a smoke; bugger off puritan…
Anyway, so I’m standing outside my office and something in a shrub catches my eye. Upon closer inspection I found it to be a beer can. Hmmm, looks unopened. Sure enough, I reach in and pull out a can of Guinness. How odd…
Two days later, I find myself in the area of the same shrub. Now what are the chances? I look at the bush again and damn, would you look at that! A bottle of some sort of white beer, again, unopened. What the hell?
Not that it’s odd that someone is stashing beer in a bush but they aren’t Old Style or some other meal in a can. They’re fancy beer. Why are they in this bush? And why just one? Who am I to question this? They now adorn my desk in case I need to smack a developer with something stout. Yeah meege, I’m talking to you…
Sadly, it would appear that my beer bush has run dry. I really thought this would go for a while. Think about it; this idiot hides a beer in a bush and then it’s gone when he comes back. So what do he do? He hides another beer in the same bush.
If nothing else, it warms my heart to know that there is a pissed off derelict somewhere in the city. I just need to find the new bush…
Update: Well let’s see how long this stays up before Formula 1 Management whines to YouTube…The first video I found was in English but you really don’t need to understand the language. Note the feet outside the tub as it comes to a rest against the wall. Scary stuff…
Robert Kubica survived this massive crash in Montreal this Sunday after his BMW Sauber got tangled up with the Toyota of Jarno Trulli.
When I saw the crash I was thinking that me might dead given the angle that he hit the wall. Instead, he’s being kept in the hospital overnight in case he has a concussion… In case? Are his eyeballs still in his head?
A true testament to the strength of a modern F1 chassis.
