Mandatory Anal Bleaching
So when I’m not compiling a list of things I’d like to say to Spanky in [tag]Korean[/tag], I sometimes find myself browsing the internets for interesting and odd web sites and products.
For example, how about this [tag]ebay[/tag] Member profile? COOL LAVA LAMP—p.s. noticed a condom inside. Now wondering, what’s the “LAVA”? uh… A+ still . . . . the kidney doesn’t seem to be working yet. Hmmm… I should really reactivate my ebay account…
If you aren’t all that into spending money and perhaps are looking to learn yourself something, why not set your start page to a random page on [tag]wikipedia[/tag]? I can’t count the hours I’ve whiled away at work just clicking that link, over and over again. “ooh, a Timeline of South African history!”
Have a friend with a snot-filled toddler? Well if you’re a true friend, you’ll immediately order the Nosefrida Nasal Aspirator Child-friendly mucus removal Hell, I might treat myself; what else is there to do on the bus?
“…a remarkably effective tool for sucking snot out of a kid’s nose”
My god, I laughed so hard I pee’d myself.
I think they have a device for that too…
“Snot – filled toddler” That just cracked me up! I can hear the gurgle now.
You know it’s like, May 7th man….
Get off your ass and blog!