Mandatory Anal Bleaching

So when I’m not compiling a list of things I’d like to say to Spanky in Korean, I sometimes find myself browsing the internets for interesting and odd web sites and products.

For example, how about this ebay Member profile? COOL LAVA LAMP—p.s. noticed a condom inside. Now wondering, what’s the “LAVA”? uh… A+ still . . . . the kidney doesn’t seem to be working yet. Hmmm… I should really reactivate my ebay account…

If you aren’t all that into spending money and perhaps are looking to learn yourself something, why not set your start page to a random page on wikipedia? I can’t count the hours I’ve whiled away at work just clicking that link, over and over again. “ooh, a Timeline of South African history!”

Have a friend with a snot-filled toddler? Well if you’re a true friend, you’ll immediately order the Nosefrida Nasal Aspirator Child-friendly mucus removal Hell, I might treat myself; what else is there to do on the bus?

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4 comments ↓

#1 shnewt on 04.26.07 at 10:36 pm

“…a remarkably effective tool for sucking snot out of a kid’s nose”

My god, I laughed so hard I pee’d myself.

#2 midbach on 04.26.07 at 10:49 pm

I think they have a device for that too…

#3 J on 04.27.07 at 6:09 pm

“Snot - filled toddler” That just cracked me up! I can hear the gurgle now.

#4 Roger on 05.07.07 at 8:46 pm

You know it’s like, May 7th man….

Get off your ass and blog!