Lucid Decapitation
- April 9th, 2006
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Well, another week has past. In the blink of an eye, 7 days were gone and my [tag]taxes[/tag] were still spread across the dining room table (yes, I do have one). Still unsure of my numbers, I bit the bullet and bought [tag]Quicken[/tag], just like last year. I have no idea why I always say I’ll do it myself and then break down and spend the $40 for the software.
Anyway, I guess I should have saved the cash as my original numbers were damn near spot on. All that money which I had set aside for the taxes, money that I thought I would owe, will now pay for my trip to [tag]Korea[/tag] this summer! 
Not to mention that I’ll be getting that and more back from the taxman. Pay up you bastards! You’ve have my money for a year and now I want it!
Now that I have this windfall, my mind has turned to what to do with said money. I should probably buy a [tag]MacBook Pro[/tag] as my [tag]PowerBook[/tag] is already 6 months old… I’ve been thinking about a new [tag]iPod[/tag] as well as I feel pretty stupid not having a colour one. Plus, it’s over a year old and that’s just plain wrong. No one ever said it would be easy being an [tag]Apple fanboy[/tag]… I figure a trip to Metrotown is in the cards as well. Now that I’m a baller, I need to visit some of the local hip hop purveyors and aquire some [tag]bling[/tag]; I mean, I gots to represent ‘yo. Dat’d be good for my bidness.
Actually, I know exactly what I’m going to use the money for. Soon enough, you will too… That’s right, I’m getting my back tats redone. Then I’ll have another good reason to walk around the office without a shirt…
Nothing good will come out of you walking around with your shirt off. Just think of what it would do to all the women and children??
Whoever said you weren’t a funy man was.. well, right.
But seriously. Don’t be a fool. Run out and buy that ticket to Australia like now. Free accomodation and oh, what the hell, I’ll supply all booze. But you have to promise to keep your shirt on. I mean, there is only so much Rachel can take…
Think about it…
Biff, I’d like nothing more than to run off to Oz and hang out with Rachel. Your offer to keep the booze coming makes that all the more attractive.
However, I am employed. Perhaps you recall what that is. One of the negatives associated with ‘employment’ is that your employer sorta expects you to at least appear in the office. As such, I think that might make a trip that far a bit difficult. Why did you move to Oz? Dammit man that’s 10 hours past Japan!
There is also the whole MiHwa factor. I have a hard enough time getting 3 days in Tokyo on the way home letting alone going all the way to Oz to get drunk with Rachel. That my friend would not be viewed in a good light. So, uh, why don’t you meet me in Tokyo?
there’s a thought.
It’s a shame you have to paint all black people with the same brush.
I expected more from you midbach… shnewt, on the other hand…. well… that boy is a lost cause.
Maybe re-investing in a piece of the rock again might be a thought!? Bling! Bling!
Uncle Neil