Top Storey
November 15th, 2005
Subject: France Elevates its Security Level
As many are aware, the French government recently announced a raise in its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide”. The normal level is “General Arrogance”.
The only two higher levels in France are “Surrender” and “Collaborate”. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country’s military capability.
As you can see, it’s slow in the office now that Spanky has stopped coming to work. Carry on then…
Yikes! You may “just” get a few people upset. Gotta say”Gramps would be proud”