I’ve been sick since Thursday which totally sucks. Even more so since it seems that summer is finally here. Meanwhile, I’m in a hot bath, sneezing and blowing my nose every 4 minutes. Given that I have all this time on my hands I thought a long-ass meme would be in order…

Have you ever…

…smoked a cigarette – yes
…smoked a cigar – not in years
…crashed a friend’s car – nope
…stolen a car – nope
…been in love – yes
…been dumped – yes
…been fired – is this your first time here?
…been in a fist fight – not really
…snuck out of your parent’s house? – nope
…had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? – yep. that blows…
…been arrested? – nope
…made out with a stranger? – nope
…gone on a blind date? – nope
…lied to a friend ? – I’m pretty sure we all have
…had a crush on a teacher? – I think so
…skipped school ? – duh…
…slept with a co-worker – no. that would be stupid
…seen someone die – yes
…been on a plane – yes
…thrown up in a bar? – no
…taken painkillers? – just T3′s
…love someone or miss someone right now? – yes
…laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? – yep
…made a snow angel – when I was a kid
…played dress up – does a play count?
…cheated while playing a game? – I don’t think so
…been lonely? – very seldom but yeah
…fallen asleep at work/school? – nope
…used a fake ID – nope
…felt an earthquake – yeah, Hooterville had some mild ones
…touched a snake – I don’t think so
…ran a red light – um, yeah…
…been suspended from school? – nope
…had detention? – hell, yeah
…been in a car accident – a few. only one was my fault
…witnessed a crime? – yeah. it’s hard not to unless you walk around staring at your feet
…pole danced? – thank you, no
…been lost? – I was lost in a subway station in Seoul. I think that’s forgivable
…been to the opposite side of the country? – I’ve been as far as Montreal
…felt like dying? – nope
…cried yourself to sleep? – nope
…played cops and robbers? – probably
…sung karaoke? – not at all
…done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? – of course
…laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? – I don’t think so
…caught a snowflake on your tongue? – yeah
…sang in the shower? – not recently
…had a dream that you married someone? – no. I believe that would classified as a nightmare
…got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? – how stupid are you?
…sat on a roof top? – yeah
…didn’t take a shower for a week? – I think the longest I have gone without a shower is maybe 3 or 4 days. I was camping.
…scared to watch scary movies? – no
…played chicken? – no
…been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? – I got thrown in a shower with my clothes on once
…broken a bone? – nope
…been easily amused? – by certain people
…laughed so hard you cried? – yeah
…cried so hard you laughed? – I don’t think so
…mooned/flashed someone? – I don’t think so
…cheated on a test? – no, which would explain my grades
…forgotten someone’s name? – what was the question?
…slept naked? – yeah
…skinny dipping in a pool? – I don’t think so
…been kicked out of your house? – um, no
…blacked out from drinking? – absolutely not
…played a prank on someone? – weekly
…gone to a late night movie? – yeah even though I hate movies and Hollywood