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I *heart* my job

May 19th, 2005

Hi there,

I know we have a bunch of new people so here is a reminder again.

DELETED policy is for you to put your dishes in the dishwasher, not in the sink.

When the dishwasher is full, turn it on.

If the dishwasher is clean, empty it before you put your dirty dishes inside.

Distribute cutlery throughout the dishwasher, not all jammed in the first few baskets.

This isn’t just a request; contravention can lead to dismissal.

Thanks,
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midbach stupid people

  1. shnewt
    May 20th, 2005 at 02:03 | #1
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    Oh, sorry man. The washing machine was broken so I used the dishwasher to clean my underwear. Won’t happen again.

    Cheers.

  2. Spanky
    May 20th, 2005 at 12:16 | #2
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    “contravention can lead to dismissal”…hmmm. I wonder how you can fire someone at a tek company for not emptying the dishwasher? Theres a wrongful dismissal suit waiting to happen…

  3. Roger
    May 21st, 2005 at 11:01 | #3
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    I could see that wrongful dismissal suit on Judge Judy.

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