It is definitely worth the extra dollars to call a good vodka. Cheap shit will save you money short-term, but your liver won’t appreciate the bargain much. My hangovers have been much better since I realized this.

I had finished my layout, and then I realized how much I didn’t like it. Ugh! A woman on TeeeVeeee with a big head said ?now I am going to roll my meatballs.? I don?t know why but that gave me a giggle fit for over 20 mins. Then I went back home, had a shot of Nyquil, and went to bed.

There was no getting around it: I needed underwear. I needed it so bad that I wasn’t even wearing any. On the way home I tried on a skirt. It was disappointing. Which I guess is kind of a relief cause then I would’ve bought it.

My head is pounding. I think it?s from me clenching my jaw. I think the faster I tried to work the more I concentrate and then I clench my jaw. I know I do it in my sleep. I feel like I’m dissappointing you, like my clitoris dissappointed me last night.

IMO, God has a sense of humour. S/He made giraffes and platypusses and jellyfish, for crying out loud! Larry the cow is one domesticated animal you probably haven?t heard of.

I don’t feel quite as morose as I’ve lead you to believe. Is it possible that Subway Sandwiches was taken over by aliens from the planet Marklar?

During the commercial breaks, Mrs. Ng and my wife engage in intense discussions about the TV serial and that is when I realize that they are watching Stairway to Heaven – A Korean soap opera dubbed in Cantonese and broadcast on TVB Jade (local Chinese channel in Hong Kong).

I have this horrible, wretched, loose-bowel feeling that somebody will find this blog in its beginning stages.

RLD