Lock the door
I figure I’ll go into the office sometine around 4AM tomorrow morning. Reason being is that the 23rd marks three months since I started and that’s means I’m official. My plan is to get in there early in case they had plans to forcibly excort me from the building.
It’s a good feeling to make probation ’cause it means that six months from now when I lose my job, they have to come up with a severance package. Let the ceremonial hoarding of office supplies commence.
So I was browsing BoingBoing this morning and saw a post about an anal massage at Target. So I followed the link figuring it was a joke but there it was… one anal massage for $35. “Huh, well this’ll be down any second now…” It was up most of the day but not long enough for Google to cache it. I assume some one in Target’s web dev is getting their own anal massage right about now…
I also read about this guy drinking nothing but Pepsi Spice. Pepsi sucks and I can’t imagine that the addition of ginger and cinnamon would help the issue.
It seems that he’s having a fair amount of health problems but it’s unknown if they were existing conditions or related to the Pepsi Spice. Unlike me, he’s got an entertaining blog that’s worth a visit.
Lastly, belated birthday wishes to Rachel. No party this year as she’s in Whistler. I’m sure she’s probably in a hot tub right about now, surrounded by toned, hairless men. Biff does it when he’s in Whistler so why not…
very nice. how long have you been waiting to use that one?
good planning on the 4am start time Mark. That way, if you don’t make your probation and have to be escorted out, at least you were able to work a full day before they boot you.
Thanks Mark – we missed you at Dim Sum. Too funny, I was invited to go for a Hot Tub Meeting tonight with a bunch of the higher-ups, but tore myself away to go drinking at a couple of pubs instead…. Not really a difficult decision: a tub of hairy managers vs. free drinks – um?