It is definitely worth the extra dollars to call a good vodka. Cheap shit will save you money short-term, but your liver won’t appreciate the bargain much. My hangovers have been much better since I realized this.
I had finished my layout, and then I realized how much I didn’t like it. Ugh! A woman on TeeeVeeee with a big head said ?now I am going to roll my meatballs.? I don?t know why but that gave me a giggle fit for over 20 mins. Then I went back home, had a shot of Nyquil, and went to bed.
There was no getting around it: I needed underwear. I needed it so bad that I wasn’t even wearing any. On the way home I tried on a skirt. It was disappointing. Which I guess is kind of a relief cause then I would’ve bought it.
My head is pounding. I think it?s from me clenching my jaw. I think the faster I tried to work the more I concentrate and then I clench my jaw. I know I do it in my sleep. I feel like I’m dissappointing you, like my clitoris dissappointed me last night.
IMO, God has a sense of humour. S/He made giraffes and platypusses and jellyfish, for crying out loud! Larry the cow is one domesticated animal you probably haven?t heard of.
I don’t feel quite as morose as I’ve lead you to believe. Is it possible that Subway Sandwiches was taken over by aliens from the planet Marklar?
During the commercial breaks, Mrs. Ng and my wife engage in intense discussions about the TV serial and that is when I realize that they are watching Stairway to Heaven – A Korean soap opera dubbed in Cantonese and broadcast on TVB Jade (local Chinese channel in Hong Kong).
I have this horrible, wretched, loose-bowel feeling that somebody will find this blog in its beginning stages.
RLD
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Went out xmas shopping today and bought nothing. I’m without ideas of any sort. I figured the best idea was to give up and go for a walk in Gastown.
I took some cool pictures of the architecture and some more graffiti shots. I stumbled across the Dr. Sun Yat-Sen garden, which I hadn’t visited before. It’s small and apart from the one freakoid I crossed paths with, very serene.
I don’t know why it surprised me but I’m on Pender, enjoying Chinatown and decide to walk a block north to West Hastings to see if there was anything that caught my eye. Next thing I know, I’m being approached by the skids left, right and center. I don’t speak Honduran but I’m pretty sure of what they were asking me.
I stood on the corner of Carrall and W.Hastings for all of 15 seconds before deciding that this wasn’t the area to be pulling out a camera and taking pictures.
If I were given ‘The Ring‘ for 24 hours, I’d go to the Downtown Eastside with a flamethrower. I really would and I’d sleep soundly after.
RLD
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Well, it looks like I made my probation. That is if not having anything said about it counts, I guess I’m in. Maybe they just forgot to fire me. Now I need to haul back all those file folders, Regal clips and B8 staples.
I was chatting with Karan (aka sweetpete 
) and he said his blog is just about ready. Again. “It’s in beta!”
Um, OK. I figure that he’ll have ready in time for the release of Longhorn… So here’s the deal buddy; when you release your blog, I’ll go to full RSS feeds! *evil laugh*
I don’t know what’s the matter with me… I’ve completely forgotten to add the Ridiculous Link of the Day to the last posts.
Lacking anything more to say, I’ll leave three RLD’s and hope that no one will notice…
RLD | RLD | RLD
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I figure I’ll go into the office sometine around 4AM tomorrow morning. Reason being is that the 23rd marks three months since I started and that’s means I’m official. My plan is to get in there early in case they had plans to forcibly excort me from the building.
It’s a good feeling to make probation ’cause it means that six months from now when I lose my job, they have to come up with a severance package. Let the ceremonial hoarding of office supplies commence.
So I was browsing BoingBoing this morning and saw a post about an anal massage at Target. So I followed the link figuring it was a joke but there it was… one anal massage for $35. “Huh, well this’ll be down any second now…” It was up most of the day but not long enough for Google to cache it. I assume some one in Target’s web dev is getting their own anal massage right about now…
I also read about this guy drinking nothing but Pepsi Spice. Pepsi sucks and I can’t imagine that the addition of ginger and cinnamon would help the issue.
It seems that he’s having a fair amount of health problems but it’s unknown if they were existing conditions or related to the Pepsi Spice. Unlike me, he’s got an entertaining blog that’s worth a visit.
Lastly, belated birthday wishes to Rachel. No party this year as she’s in Whistler. I’m sure she’s probably in a hot tub right about now, surrounded by toned, hairless men. Biff does it when he’s in Whistler so why not…
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Something is up at Infowave. A new investor is to ‘recapitalize and reorganize Infowave’s business’. Still haven’t figured out what is going on but there will be a 10-1 reverse split of the outstanding shares. Danno, you now own 1 share. Read more here while I try to make sense of it all.
“After the completion of the transaction, it is expected that Infowave would participate in the development of three buildings to be constructed at Concord Pacific Place in Vancouver, B.C.”
Naturally, there is nothing of the news on the Infowave site.
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