Entries from November 2004 ↓

It is definitely worth the extra dollars to call a good vodka. Cheap shit will save you money short-term, but your liver won’t appreciate the bargain much. My hangovers have been much better since I realized this.

I had finished my layout, and then I realized how much I didn’t like it. Ugh! A woman on TeeeVeeee with a big head said ?now I am going to roll my meatballs.? I don?t know why but that gave me a giggle fit for over 20 mins. Then I went back home, had a shot of Nyquil, and went to bed.

There was no getting around it: I needed underwear. I needed it so bad that I wasn’t even wearing any. On the way home I tried on a skirt. It was disappointing. Which I guess is kind of a relief cause then I would’ve bought it.

My head is pounding. I think it?s from me clenching my jaw. I think the faster I tried to work the more I concentrate and then I clench my jaw. I know I do it in my sleep. I feel like I’m dissappointing you, like my clitoris dissappointed me last night.

IMO, God has a sense of humour. S/He made giraffes and platypusses and jellyfish, for crying out loud! Larry the cow is one domesticated animal you probably haven?t heard of.

I don’t feel quite as morose as I’ve lead you to believe. Is it possible that Subway Sandwiches was taken over by aliens from the planet Marklar?

During the commercial breaks, Mrs. Ng and my wife engage in intense discussions about the TV serial and that is when I realize that they are watching Stairway to Heaven - A Korean soap opera dubbed in Cantonese and broadcast on TVB Jade (local Chinese channel in Hong Kong).

I have this horrible, wretched, loose-bowel feeling that somebody will find this blog in its beginning stages.

RLD

Went out xmas shopping today and bought nothing. I’m without ideas of any sort. I figured the best idea was to give up and go for a walk in Gastown.

I took some cool pictures of the architecture and some more graffiti shots. I stumbled across the Dr. Sun Yat-Sen garden, which I hadn’t visited before. It’s small and apart from the one freakoid I crossed paths with, very serene.

I don’t know why it surprised me but I’m on Pender, enjoying Chinatown and decide to walk a block north to West Hastings to see if there was anything that caught my eye. Next thing I know, I’m being approached by the skids left, right and center. I don’t speak Honduran but I’m pretty sure of what they were asking me.

I stood on the corner of Carrall and W.Hastings for all of 15 seconds before deciding that this wasn’t the area to be pulling out a camera and taking pictures.

If I were given ‘The Ring‘ for 24 hours, I’d go to the Downtown Eastside with a flamethrower. I really would and I’d sleep soundly after.

RLD

Well, it looks like I made my probation. That is if not having anything said about it counts, I guess I’m in. Maybe they just forgot to fire me. Now I need to haul back all those file folders, Regal clips and B8 staples.

I was chatting with Karan (aka sweetpete :|) and he said his blog is just about ready. Again. “It’s in beta!”

Um, OK. I figure that he’ll have ready in time for the release of Longhorn… So here’s the deal buddy; when you release your blog, I’ll go to full RSS feeds! *evil laugh*

I don’t know what’s the matter with me… I’ve completely forgotten to add the Ridiculous Link of the Day to the last posts.

Lacking anything more to say, I’ll leave three RLD’s and hope that no one will notice…

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