Well, the stupid joke thing seemed to work for Biff so here goes… Remember Paul, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Q: What did one strawberry say to the other?
A: If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam.

Did you hear about the ship that ran aground carrying a cargo of red paint and black paint? The whole crew was marooned.

Q: What is the difference between ignorance, apathy and ambivalence?
A: I don’t know and I don’t care one way or the other.

Back on Earth, Google has launched their IPO site and it’s not open to people outside of the US. So much for the fairness of their Dutch auction idea. Not that I was planning on buying any as it’s pretty pricey at US$108 – $135 per share and it would seem to be set to drop after it opens. It’s set to trade on the NASDAQ under GOOG.

Lastly, good luck to Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple who just had cancer surgery.