I haven’t done a Friday 5 in a while so I thought it was about time…

You have just won one million dollars:

1. Who do you call first?
My family, then a travel agent…

2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself?
A first class ticket to somewhere, anywhere, that I couldn’t be found for a while. Of course with Fido, that means anywhere outside of Greater Vancouver. “One ticket to Squamish please”

3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else?
New plugs for Biff

4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom?
NO! It’s mine! I have no job; win your own damn lottery! Uh, well, yeah I guess I’d pass some out

5. Do you invest any? If so, how?
I’d buy a certain company that just laid me off, again, and employ upper management as pool boys. Biff would get the coveted job of ‘bringing the Bentley ’round’

Ok, that felt good. Then I noticed that it was only a million bucks. A lot of cash but not that much these days.

I’d travel for a bit, return to school and buy a bit of real estate. The rest would be invested so that I only had to work for something to do… Sometimes reality is boring as hell…